I have been told there are some things a woman simply must have in her wardrobe: A little black dress, red nail polish, a nice fitting jacket, a pair of dark wash jeans, a white button up blouse, sensible heels. These are great ideas... but I think I have some better ones. With all my fashion experience I would know.
Here are things I have in my wardrobe that I think are fashion necessities:
Scrubs- hot pink and bright turquoise are great for that pop of color that is always needed for a complete outfit.
A turtle t-shirt-duh.
A pair of jeans that fits just right- they should probably be faded and old and a couple of holes in the knees couldn't hurt.
Sensible slippers- preferable with a "pocket."
Little black yoga pants - you can just throw these on for any occasion and always look great. Plus if you gain or lose weight they still fit!
Long white socks - you can always steel some from your 54 year old father and they're sure to be an attention grabber. Plus if you haven't shaved you legs for months no one will even notice.
Leopard print pajama pants-Need I say more?
Glow in the dark CTR ring.
Bright orange polyester disco pants- these match everything, and I'm sure they'll come back in style?
These are the true fashion necessities. Trust me- well on second thought-maybe you shouldn't.
Brilliant.
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